Wednesday, June 28, 2006

God I love bad video...

My sister sent me a link to this tres weird blogspot. http://smithfamilia.blogspot.com/
Why are all the women in long hair and skirts? Why do they all run around with guns shooting harmless watersnakes? Why in god's name do they have a link to http://ladiesagainstfeminism.com/ ? I've yet to explore this last link, but I'm sure it'll warrant it's own rant later.

But what really caught my attention was a link to "Christian Film Company", where I found the WORST video I've seen in a long time. Click http://www.captainscomputers.com/ and scroll down and click the Click here to go to Captain Bret's Christian Movie Show line, then scroll form there to the "happy birthday...its a movie club" video. It's hilarious. I love the fixed camera on a tripod, the useless flashbacks to some Jed character to say "comedies" "documentaries" that could have been done in a voiceover, if they'd had any technological abilities AT ALL. The terribly lit birthday cake scene, her scary freakout beating up of the innocent videotape, they can't even pronounce genres (genrays)! It's fuckin awesome. And they have videotape PROOF of the GENESIS flood (I guess that was the year that Phil Collins spilt his drink onstage or something)

I live to find stuff like this.

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