Today's giggle

I belong to this webpage called "freecycle" where people give away stuff they don't need anymore. It's to prevent junk going in the dump etc. A good enough site. However, sometimes the things people have to offer (like 1/4 of an opened can of baby formula...who the hell is using that) make my giggle. This one was today's:

"I have 2 things that let the steam out of a pressure cooker. Not sure why since I don't own a pressure cooker"

Not sure why? How can you NOT be SURE? Who impulse buys pressure cooker accessories?

Weirdos

Is there anything uglier?

Is there anything uglier than "Shell Art"



I mean, check out this number, all nice and shelackyy. Who dreams of this shit? That's the ugliest clock I've seen until...










this one, looking kinda floral..if you want a flower encrusted clock, order one, if you want a shell encrusted clock....DON"T GO THERE










And this is a clock AND a thermomenter, encrusted with the things.... GAK. There ought to be a law, that no household object is allowed to be adorned with anymore than 4 shells at any time. In fact, I propose that law right now...any opposition? Hearing none I move that this law is in affect. People the word over now have the right to go into people's homes and dispose of icky tacky shell art. PEOPLE YOU HAVE BEEN EMPOWERED.