Hooray for hedgehogs.

Found this on yahoo.ca:
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Hedgehogs humble McDonald's
Thu Aug 31, 11:49 AM
LONDON (Reuters) - Hedgehogs have finally humbled burger giant McDonald's after years of campaigning, forcing the company to redesign its killer McFlurry ice-cream containers.
Up to now the opening in the container has been large enough for hedgehogs to get their heads into for a lick of the left-over dessert -- a trap they have then been unable to withdraw from, so dying of starvation in untold numbers.
But from September 1, the wide-mouthed opening in the lid of the McFlurry containers will be reduced in size, making them too small for the sugar-loving animals to get their heads into.
"This is excellent, it is long overdue news," said Fay Vass, chief executive of the British Hedgehog Preservation Society. "We have been in touch with McDonald's about this problem for over five years and are delighted that they have at last solved the problem."
McDonald's said in a statement the design change had resulted from pressure from the society which prompted "significant research and design testing" to develop new packaging.
"The smaller aperture of the lid has been designed to prevent hedgehogs from entering the McFlurry container in the unfortunate incidence that a lid is littered and is then accessible to wildlife," it added.
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For the love of GOD....how many hedgehogs have died, like TWO?! Are they that endangered? Do they really need their own SOCIETY? They're HEDGEHOGS for Christsake...what possible contribution are they to mankind? They're RODENTS! What next, the Association to Protect the Flea-Bitten-Rats-of-America Association (PFTFBROA) will be issuing press releases complaining to the overly-pinchiness of spring-loaded traps? How they muss the hair around their precious-little-disease-riddled heads?

I just KNOW that Alberta's two (two mind you, not one but TWO of them this province has) associations dedicated to the protection of F()#$()#W$(* FERRETS have been applying their own political pressure to have the McFlurry lid holes closed up, in fear that their useless-bitey-not cuddly-might-as-well-just-own-a-f*#$(#&-RATs might get snuffed.

How nice that in this world, where there is no hunger, no homeless, no human social problems whatsover, people have been able to occupy themselves with such important issues. My sleep shall be peaceful, comforted in the knowledge that the lactose-tolerant hedgehogs of the world are now safer.