Thursday, November 16, 2006

How difficult is it?


How, in a world where men have walked on the moon (or did they?)
where we can build tiny computers that fit into water droplets and are powered by DNA can scientist not come up with a restaurant tables that DON'T WOBBLE? Are the restaurant floors in this world that crooked? I was at a NEW restaurant just the other day and it rocked about an inch back and forth.
I friggin HATE sitting at tables where you have to anchor them down with your elbow, or have to crawl on the floor propping them up with sugar packages. Why isn't this a regular part of 'setting' the restaurant for the day? Walking around and fixing the bloody wobbles! WHEN WILL THEY LEARN???

7 comments:

LitWorld said...

http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2005/10/_theres_nothing.html

LitWorld said...

Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat,
Crazy Sue hates wobbly tables we'll have none of that.

http://www.instawares.com/Wobble-Wedges-For-Table-Bases-75-pieces.280-1234.0.7.htm

Anonymous said...

What's funny is, my Physics 11 teacher has a ridiculously valid reason to disprove that man ever walked on the earth. More on that later.
~Neice alisha =)

Anonymous said...

earth? What am I..stupid? I meant the moon..

But he also disproved we exist by using math.

~alisha

Acappella Princess said...

Yo Alisha...
How goes the battle? Is your portfolio done yet? Have you instigated an event/gathering/riot designed to change the world? Did you change the world? In exactly 5742 words write how your project either:

Reversed Global Warming
Brought back the Dinosaurs
Actually made one-size-fits-all pantyhose live up to their name?

Anonymous said...

You are just as bad as the government.

~alisha

Acappella Princess said...

Yes, yes I am

and you still haven't answered the question, young lady!